Amy Poehler (via salsamyface)
The Book Clubber. This person can’t stop talking about The Kite Runner, The Devil in the White City, The Help, and Gone Girl. Airport bookstores meet all her needs. You suspect that books not containing discussion guides terrify her.
The Fast Reader. He likes books that you can read…
omg I am an awful conglomeration of The Book Clubber and The Book Hoarder, who undoubtedly always falls for The Writer. If it wasn’t for the science fiction, you would have to add The Fast Reader to the mix…
Underworld (1927) Dir. Josef von Sternberg
Scarface (1932) Dir. Howard Hawks
Scarface (1983) Dir. Brian De Palma
Buy a one-way ticket to New York: ✔#OMFG!!!!!!!
#oneoffthebucketlist #chasingtheflash ✈🗽📝📷😍
Guys, do you want to know a secret? You don’t have to be funny in order to attract us. Believe us, between your scalps and your calves, you’ve already got us. Your narrow, decrescendoing hips, and your soft, very hairy thighs leave us breathless. The truth is, there is no evolutionary cause for you to have to be funny. And precisely because your ancestors, and your ancestors’ grandparents, and your ancestors’ grandparents’ grandparents, and so on and so on, had no procreative need to cultivate a sense of humor and performance, you literally do not have it in your DNA.
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